


Billionaire Neck Massager (Divorce Earrings)
These are hand assembled earrings that want to remind the disenfranchised that they still have power. We outnumber billionaires and they need to remember that. We’ve designed these, manufactured these, and assembled these, so you get all of that tasty bespoke treatment. Fully unique design until AI steals it. Get it while it’s rare.
*Shoutout to the independent woman that wore these during her divorce hearing. You are the reason these continue. We wish you the best.
These are hand assembled earrings that want to remind the disenfranchised that they still have power. We outnumber billionaires and they need to remember that. We’ve designed these, manufactured these, and assembled these, so you get all of that tasty bespoke treatment. Fully unique design until AI steals it. Get it while it’s rare.
*Shoutout to the independent woman that wore these during her divorce hearing. You are the reason these continue. We wish you the best.
These are hand assembled earrings that want to remind the disenfranchised that they still have power. We outnumber billionaires and they need to remember that. We’ve designed these, manufactured these, and assembled these, so you get all of that tasty bespoke treatment. Fully unique design until AI steals it. Get it while it’s rare.
*Shoutout to the independent woman that wore these during her divorce hearing. You are the reason these continue. We wish you the best.